THE PHONE ENGINEER Call Now To Wind Up YourMates: 0905 235 1525 -Instructions
Who wouldn't helpout a friendly telephone engineer who needs to calibrate your phoneline? All he needs to do is transfer you to the automated phone testingsystem where you will have to repeat a few words
U'VE BEENSELECTED 4 A NEW GAME SHOW Call Now To Wind Up Your Mates: 0905 235 1525 -Instructions
There is a newreality TV Game Show about to be launched in the UK called One Touch is TooMuch! And one of the first contestants has just dropped out. They need a newcontestant who is up for a laugh and doesn't mind being stuck in a house withfive lap dancers whose only job is to get the guy to touch them or worse! Laughas they ask the victim about his sexual preferences and whether he likes girlsto call him daddy.
THE SEXUAL DISEASE CLINIC Call Now To Wind UpYour Mates: 0905 235 1525 -Instructions
How would youfeel if a doctor from the National Sexually Transmitted Diseases Control Unitrang you up, only to tell you that you have been named by an ex-lover and havea strong possibility of having contracted the dreadful Zacharysyndrome? It's not pretty and has an unusually painful treatment...
YOUR NEW WIFE HAS LANDED Call Now To Wind UpYour Mates: 0905 235 1525 -Instructions
It's theImmigration section of Heathrow Airport calling to tell you your new wife haslanded. Well, we expected you to deny it, that's just what all the pervertssay, so how exactly has this Thai woman got your phone number if you've neverbeen to Thailand on a dodgy sex holiday?
THE INLANDREVENUE WANT A WORD Call Now To Wind Up Your Mates: 0905 235 1525 -Instructions
What do you meanthe company in question has nothing to do with you? C'mon where is the paperwork and why have you not declared your income? Here comes the Taxman andhe's not happy with your excuses!
MY DAUGHTER'S PREGNANT Call Now To Wind Up YourMates: 0905 235 1525 -Instructions
You bastard you'vegone and got my daughter Esmerelda pregnant and now you're gonna have to marryher and come live on the farm! Need we say more....
PAGE THREE STUNNER STUCK IN A LIFT Call Now ToWind Up Your Mates: 0905 235 1525 -Instructions
Who wouldn't helpa page three girl stuck in a lift with only a mobile phone to save her? Itshot in the lift so she has had to remove some of her clothes and she's reallydesperate for a pee. Listen and laugh as your victim desperately tries to helpher out of the goodness of his own heart while the dodgy lift moves and shakes.
Calls cost £1 per minute and lastapproximately 4-5 minutes. You should be over 18 to call. Ensure you have thebill payers permission before calling. Throughout the call if the caller or thevictim terminates the call at any time both lines will hang up finishing thecall. In the event of any problemscontactus.
INSTRUCTIONS 1. Choose aWind-Up from the list.
2. Call 0905 235 1525. Make sure you havethe mobile or landline number of the person you want to wind up.
3.Once you've entered the Victim's phone number the system will dialthem.
4. When the Victim is on the phone press # to start the recordedwind-up message.
5. The Victim will then believe they are talking to areal person and continue to interact with the recording.
6. You cansecretly listen in while the joke is being played on the Victim so you can hearboth the wind-up and the Victim's reaction at the same time.
7. If youor the Victim terminates the call at any time both lines will hang up finishingthe call.
